That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so. many. things.
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Times when you’ve probably encountered the Silence and forgotten:
-Any time you’ve walked into a room and forgotten what you went in there for.
-When the dog barks at nothing.
-Any time you’ve experienced deja vu.
-Whenever you hear the floorboards creek in an empty house.
-When the cat stares at the corner of the room.
-Whenever you’re alone and feel like you’re being watched.
-Anytime you’ve lost your train of thought for no reason.
Add more if you got ‘em
I forgot why I reblogged this.
NO STOP I DONT LIKE THIS
Fuck you all, this shit happens to me all the time ;-;
you’re rated pg for pretty great
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freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
Be thankful the candle was lit.
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this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg
My dog does this to my mom.