flickie105: I keep posting things to my boyfs facebook wall when I should be working!
Wish I had someone to play Portal 2 Co-op with :(
fuqyourlies: reasonswhydansafail: sleepingartist: urbancatfitters: if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet the first album : “Unknown album” the hit single: “track 1” album art Some people wanna watch the world burn
shadesoflolita: there was this one guy that kept asking me out. every time I would politely decline. He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone” He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!” he looked really happy. I then told him: “You’ve now entered the...
shadowgentleman: Being part of a fandom but not really caring about the show anymore
deutschtaeglich: mmspectreon: im-being-sarcastic-of-course: I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision because you don’t understand on Saturday Europe goes to war Just a friendly reminder that Eurovision is on this Saturday, May 18th at 3:00pm EST (I believe that is the right time). You should be able to find a stream online if you want to watch it :)
ibleedtheatre: fangirlingwithhazza: myversionofperfect: hyliam: they should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides i would lose so much weight the faster you go the faster the wifi Now that’s motivation
dreamingofdollopheads: thinkinsidethebluebox: exprincesssammya: prinsenafnord: exprincesssammya: prinsenafnord: Britain is a strange place. #WE HAVE TO BOOST THE POWER AT A CERTAIN TIME TO COPE WITH EVERYONE PUTTING THE KETTLE ON FOR A CUP OF TEA yOU’RE JOKING RIGHT WOW No, I’m not. It even has a wiki page. Oh my god.
It all boils down to this.
walkingthenarrowway: thegirlwithagrapefruit: yeahmicah: Most people won’t admit it, or don’t even realize it, but caring for people takes energy out of you. Investing your time and attention making sure somebody knows that you love them and that you want to ensure their well-being can drain you: mentally emotionally spiritually even physically. Love people, but take care of...
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Reblog if you think short hair on girls is...
getinthechair: ✂ ✄✂ ✄✂ ✄♥♥♥♥♥
ashlekay: onthesideoftheotters: clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: OH GOD I ANGERED IT WHAT THE FUCK I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
Wrote this for an 'about me' page for a mock...
A simple man, I started university at the first year like most people. From there, things went by pretty fast. I hope you enjoy flavour text, as that is all this is. An example, a test. I am not writing anything fully personal such as that I enjoy sparkling water oe that I enjoy working with UDK and plan to learn Unity at some point. While working, I listen to soundtracks from video games and...