- Ross: EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS.
- Smith and Trott: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Let’s be honest, is anyone surprised my 1000th post would be a Hatfilms gif set? If you are surprised, you must be new.
This may seem a bit odd to people outside of the UK (or just people who haven’t seen Jeremy Kyle before), but I’ve been laughing at this remix for far too lon g
So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!”
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this
LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SEPARATE FRAMES I HAVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOREVER
WHERE DID THE SAILBOAT GO
IT SAILED AWAY …
But what happened to Grandpa?
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.
So this is going around again, and while I’m excited that Tomska posted it, I just want to point out that these aren’t literal translations.
There was an Imgur comment thread a while back where people were talking about learning new languages and the phrases they came up with when they didn’t know words. I later made these images from those.
My original posting, along with credit for everyone who contributed their quotes and stories, is here: http://imgur.com/gallery/lrisd
Please if you’re going to cross post something to a different social media site, keep the source with it. It provides not only credit but also context.