JP/23/England/Uni/Gamer and fucking layabout.

trottimus:

lollitree:

All the Trott-Themed avatars I’ve made over the past week!

I think my personal favourite would have to be the Melon King

I gave them all captions too, take a look

Gotta use some of these! So awesome

  • Ross: EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS.
  • Smith and Trott: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

tastefullyoffensive:

Literal Movie Posters by Danish Ahmed [via]

Previously: Overused Movie Poster Cliches

akaipony:

Let’s be honest, is anyone surprised my 1000th post would be a Hatfilms gif set? If you are surprised, you must be new.

honkytonk3000:

This may seem a bit odd to people outside of the UK (or just people who haven’t seen Jeremy Kyle before), but I’ve been laughing at this remix for far too lon g

kinkyturtle:

jcoleknowsbest:

So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….


Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!” 





The police officers then led the young woman away and began talking with her privately in low tones. When the paramedics FINALLY got there I was surprised at the hostility they showed towards the young man. One blonde female EMT (shown in the photo) suggested that he couldn’t be THAT hurt if he was able to walk from the place where he was struck to the sidewalk where he finally collapsed. White bystanders commented several times about “What that poor girl must be going through.” I was the only one who commented on what the young man must be going through, what, with his mangled leg and all. I am absolutely positive that in the end “that poor girl” will be absolved of all wrongdoing and be able to go on her merry way. After all, she just ran a red light and slammed her car into the body of some black kid on a bike, right?And people wonder why black people are so angry and want to break shit.
















friendly reminder that studies have shown that white people do not empathize with Black people and we (including medical personel) also think Black people feel less pain

kinkyturtle:

jcoleknowsbest:

So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….

Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!” 

The police officers then led the young woman away and began talking with her privately in low tones. When the paramedics FINALLY got there I was surprised at the hostility they showed towards the young man. One blonde female EMT (shown in the photo) suggested that he couldn’t be THAT hurt if he was able to walk from the place where he was struck to the sidewalk where he finally collapsed. White bystanders commented several times about “What that poor girl must be going through.” I was the only one who commented on what the young man must be going through, what, with his mangled leg and all. I am absolutely positive that in the end “that poor girl” will be absolved of all wrongdoing and be able to go on her merry way. After all, she just ran a red light and slammed her car into the body of some black kid on a bike, right?

And people wonder why black people are so angry and want to break shit.

friendly reminder that studies have shown that white people do not empathize with Black people and we (including medical personel) also think Black people feel less pain

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tonyshalube:

overnight-shipping:

You look like the son of John Green and Harry Potter

don’t fucking insult bo burnham like that

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marauders4evr:

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yggdrasilly:

cancerously:

piebutt:

eerieinwonderland:

khymeira:

maribleh:

ivanebeoulve:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this

Yes!

LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL


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THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SEPARATE FRAMES I HAVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOREVER

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WHERE DID THE SAILBOAT GO

IT SAILED AWAY …

But what happened to Grandpa?
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Oh.

marauders4evr:

smile-laugh-jiggle:

yggdrasilly:

cancerously:

piebutt:

eerieinwonderland:

khymeira:

maribleh:

ivanebeoulve:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this

Yes!

LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL

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THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SEPARATE FRAMES I HAVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOREVER

GUYS

WHERE DID THE SAILBOAT GO

IT SAILED AWAY …

But what happened to Grandpa?

Oh.

meme-mage:

NSA VS 4Chan

meme-mage:

NSA VS 4Chan

madejyalook:

music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

So this is going around again, and while I’m excited that Tomska posted it, I just want to point out that these aren’t literal translations.
There was an Imgur comment thread a while back where people were talking about learning new languages and the phrases they came up with when they didn’t know words. I later made these images from those.

My original posting, along with credit for everyone who contributed their quotes and stories, is here: http://imgur.com/gallery/lrisd
Please if you’re going to cross post something to a different social media site, keep the source with it. It provides not only credit but also context.

(Source: iraffiruse)

leviooooooooosa:

The resemblence is uncanny.

bagnusmane:

This girl at the train station had this bag and I can’t stop laughing because it’s basicall how we talk on tumblr

bagnusmane:

This girl at the train station had this bag and I can’t stop laughing because it’s basicall how we talk on tumblr

(Source: magnusbane)